Things I don't hate about today

[benlehman]

1) my lungs did not spontaneously fill with bees.

Comments

[redcrosse.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't laugh. Apoideopneumatitis can strike at any moment. Until logic figures out how to prove a universal negative and reproducible scientific studies demonstrate that my lungs can't spontaneously fill with bees, I'm planning to live in fear, and I invite you to join me.

Sorry about your day, I think.

[yeloson.livejournal.com]

An old man once told me that if you embrace the hate, it'll give you force lightning.

[aumshantih.livejournal.com]

But.. honey!

[jake-richmond.livejournal.com]

Don't brag.

[benlehman.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the bees, man. It was you or me.

[meguey.livejournal.com]

How about ants? Ants can happen, and that's scary enough. I'm looking for a decent link - I know it's some African ant. They swarm into a victim's nose and throat, suffocating it. Then they eat the victim. }shudders{

[l-the-fangirl.livejournal.com]

2) Artists who only charge 10 lbs Sterling.

[bigbluebackpack.livejournal.com]

Any day your lungs do not spontaneously fill with bees is a good day, I always say.

I have taken a crack at translating your thingumabob; I hope it is not too late to be useful. I'm pretty satisfied with the grammar but I need to quick coat of dictionary and a proofread. I got a question, because it makes a difference: is your deviantArtist male or female? When I ask "would you be comfortable working in English," the gender makes a difference :¬)