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Things I don't hate about today

posted by [personal profile] benlehman at 07:40pm on 04/11/2009
1) my lungs did not spontaneously fill with bees.
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posted by [identity profile] redcrosse.livejournal.com at 04:11am on 05/11/2009
Hey, don't laugh. Apoideopneumatitis can strike at any moment. Until logic figures out how to prove a universal negative and reproducible scientific studies demonstrate that my lungs can't spontaneously fill with bees, I'm planning to live in fear, and I invite you to join me.

Sorry about your day, I think.
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posted by [identity profile] yeloson.livejournal.com at 07:22am on 05/11/2009
An old man once told me that if you embrace the hate, it'll give you force lightning.
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posted by [identity profile] aumshantih.livejournal.com at 03:14pm on 05/11/2009
But.. honey!
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posted by [identity profile] jake-richmond.livejournal.com at 03:53pm on 05/11/2009
Don't brag.
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posted by [identity profile] benlehman.livejournal.com at 05:49pm on 05/11/2009
Sorry about the bees, man. It was you or me.
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posted by [identity profile] meguey.livejournal.com at 07:31pm on 05/11/2009
How about ants? Ants can happen, and that's scary enough. I'm looking for a decent link - I know it's some African ant. They swarm into a victim's nose and throat, suffocating it. Then they eat the victim. }shudders{
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posted by [identity profile] l-the-fangirl.livejournal.com at 12:47am on 06/11/2009
2) Artists who only charge 10 lbs Sterling.
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posted by [identity profile] bigbluebackpack.livejournal.com at 04:34am on 09/11/2009
Any day your lungs do not spontaneously fill with bees is a good day, I always say.

I have taken a crack at translating your thingumabob; I hope it is not too late to be useful. I'm pretty satisfied with the grammar but I need to quick coat of dictionary and a proofread. I got a question, because it makes a difference: is your deviantArtist male or female? When I ask "would you be comfortable working in English," the gender makes a difference :¬)
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