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Someone hit my blog (the other one) from a search, on a German search engine, for "wall-sex manga."

Which ranked me #4 in said search.

I am, frankly, a little disturbed.

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This would be... Japanese comics where gravity suddenly goes 90 degrees off-kilter while people are getting it on.

Sure, I can totally see that. I figured that's what your blog was all about.

I thought maybe it was manga where people had sex against walls. You know, standing up?

Yours sounds more creepily Japanese, though.

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--Ben

When I think wall-sex manga, I think of Ben's livejournal.

Well, I certainly will from now on.

Google bomb anyone? let's make him number 1!

Technically speaking, it was This is my Blog (http://benlehman.blogspot.com/).

No hit counter on the LJ.

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--Ben

I thought maybe it had something to do with www.benlehmanloveshimsomewallsexmanga.com ()

Welcome to the Internet!

Dude; it's clearly a Sign. Ditch the game theory. Write hentai slash instead. It's obviously the happening scene auf Deutschland.

Google obviously has more sense than that silly German search engine. Lots of other interesting stuff came up though...

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

I think it has something to do with losing a major war to the US.

Will we be seeing brave new fetishes coming out of Iraq in 40 years time? I can only hope...

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--Ben

Why not rub in WW1 as well? (Of course, some people consider 1918-1939 merely a cease fire in one great war.) Then again, the US beat Iraq twice, too, so I guess the analogy still stands.

And see - manga is Japanese, and those folks got their asses handed to themselves by the US as well.

It all makes perfect sense now.

Yeah, and it's extremely inconvenient. I am trying to find pictures and video clips of people and walls sharing something special and magical, not read about gaming theory. Dammit.

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