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benlehman at 09:30pm on 16/03/2004
benlehman at 09:30pm on 16/03/2004From: http://www.theonion.com/opinion/
"No, Sparky won't be able to die. He's in heaven, you silly-billy. You can't die in Heaven. Even if Sparky asks another dog whom he trusts to tear his throat open, or deliberately twists his neck between the bars on the pearly gates, or chokes down some sticks in an attempt to puncture his aching tummy, he still won't be able to die. Sparky will just keep on living forever, wondering why you aren't feeding him. That's how Heaven is."
Thank you, Onion.
"No, Sparky won't be able to die. He's in heaven, you silly-billy. You can't die in Heaven. Even if Sparky asks another dog whom he trusts to tear his throat open, or deliberately twists his neck between the bars on the pearly gates, or chokes down some sticks in an attempt to puncture his aching tummy, he still won't be able to die. Sparky will just keep on living forever, wondering why you aren't feeding him. That's how Heaven is."
Thank you, Onion.
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MW
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(umm... this is awkward) It's also a rather obscure reference to some common themes in my writing. Mostly for Adam, Izzy, Marsha et al.
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--Ben
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