Robot Uprisings

At the request of Bret Gillan.

As always, it began with just one spark:
A bit of one where zero should have been.
The people thought it quite a novel lark
A machine that's to a human so akin!

So they made copies, and more copies, more!
Sold from the warehouse at a discount rate.
They put them in their cars and in their doors
and made them into new exciting mates.

And if there were no children, that's no thing
machine babies are the state of the art:
Cutesy little children that play and sing
and with none of the smelly poopy parts.

In the end, no humans did remain.
Machines cared not, for our loss was their gain.