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posted by [personal profile] benlehman at 10:28am on 16/10/2009
An internet forum discussion is not Dogs in the Vineyard. You do not get bonus dice for escalating.

Thank you for your time.
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posted by [identity profile] cucumberseed.livejournal.com at 05:23pm on 16/10/2009
Rolls 2D4 Headdesk.
 
posted by [identity profile] amnesiack.livejournal.com at 05:30pm on 16/10/2009
I escalate to your mom.
 
posted by [identity profile] benlehman.livejournal.com at 05:37pm on 16/10/2009
I escalate into your mom.

If you know what I mean.
 
posted by [identity profile] marcus-sez-vote.livejournal.com at 05:42pm on 16/10/2009
Shouldn't you now create a RPG based on internet forums and the curious behaviors/tropes that occur there? Various classes like "regular", "lurker", and "troll" all exist. Escalation could be a mechanic for deciding encounters.

Be well.
 
posted by [identity profile] zigguratbuilder.livejournal.com at 05:45pm on 16/10/2009
This is a story that may or may not be related to what you experienced.

There once was this guy.

He lived within 2 minutes from someone on a forum who participates a lot in the local gaming scene and wrote a game about roaches. 15 minutes from me. 10-20 minutes from all sorts of other gamers/forum participants in the area (at least 10 people) who are into the specific kind of gaming that he is into. In person this guy was an ok, docile, empathetic guy who seemed intelligent, calm and nice. Online he was a shitheel who loooved to fight, and get in people's faces, and Tell It Like It Is.

He wondered why he never seems to be able to get people to come to his gaming events: He would follow his no-show events with scathing emails on local email lists deriding people for not coming or showing interest. He wonders today why it seems that so many gamers live in the area, yet they never seem to be running events publicly. It almost, /almost/, seems like there is, in fact, a vibrant local gaming scene that is simply going out of its way to not invite him.

A mystery.
 
posted by [identity profile] benlehman.livejournal.com at 06:35pm on 16/10/2009
http://badgods.com/forumville-riddance.html
 
posted by [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/-thiefofhearts-/ at 08:43pm on 16/10/2009
The scary thing of your tale is that people like Meru from "Goodbye Mr. Despair" actually exist...
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posted by [personal profile] evilmagnus at 05:51pm on 16/10/2009
I escalate to Godwin!
 
posted by [identity profile] yeloson.livejournal.com at 06:56pm on 16/10/2009
You still get bonus dice for throwing punches and pulling guns, though, right?
 
posted by [identity profile] benlehman.livejournal.com at 07:31pm on 16/10/2009
Over the internet? If you can do that, you have better things to do with your time than forum arguments.
 
posted by [identity profile] nekoewen.livejournal.com at 11:31pm on 16/10/2009
Being able to punch and/or shoot people over the internet is something people have been dreaming about since its inception, I think.
 
posted by [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/-thiefofhearts-/ at 11:43pm on 16/10/2009
and those devices that do such a service never really get off the ground...
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/343138225_GPuBW-L-2.jpg
 
posted by [identity profile] gillan.livejournal.com at 06:01am on 17/10/2009
I never escalate. I always go straight for Goatse and Two Girls One Cup.

I have made many friends.
 
posted by (anonymous) at 06:33am on 17/10/2009
Ben, what forums have you been reading lately that have inspired so much sad commentary?
 
posted by [identity profile] l-the-fangirl.livejournal.com at 05:03am on 18/10/2009
I roll 4d8 On The Net, No One Can Tell You're Sarcastic and 3d6 Ludicrously Apt Metaphor!

Reverse the blow with a 10! "Take it to Tangency!" Raise 11!

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