Thing I learned about myself today

[benlehman]

I learned something new about myself today.

I'm a dickist.

I'm prejudiced against dicks*.

* Not referring to penises, here.

Comments

[redcrosse.livejournal.com]

So you're prejudiced against private investigators?

[benlehman.livejournal.com]

It's the fucking fedoras.

[redcrosse.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Fuck fedoras.

Incidentally, fedora should be pluralized as fedorae. It would make the world a marginally better place.

[xorphus.livejournal.com]

That makes it sound vaguely medical. Like maybe sometimes people have to get fedorectomies.

[redcrosse.livejournal.com]

Well, if they did manage to get a pinnate fedorotomy, that would be a real feather in their cap.