benlehman | Thing I learned about myself today

I learned something new about myself today.

I'm a dickist.

I'm prejudiced against dicks*.

* Not referring to penises, here.

So you're prejudiced against private investigators?

It's the fucking fedoras.

Seriously. Fuck fedoras.

Incidentally, fedora should be pluralized as fedorae. It would make the world a marginally better place.

That makes it sound vaguely medical. Like maybe sometimes people have to get fedorectomies.

Well, if they did manage to get a pinnate fedorotomy, that would be a real feather in their cap.

Man, Ben, why can't you give people a chance?

:P

INTOLERANCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER

EXCEPT WHEN IT IS

...But is it an age thing? I've found myself getting snarkier at random people who flout human concerns, more than in the past.

Would that make me a dickensian?

A cocksmith.