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posted by [personal profile] benlehman at 02:25pm on 15/04/2007
I'm starting a new project: Sonnet a day. Sonnet a day is that I write a sonnet, every day, on topics that are of interest to my readers. I do requests!

The first is on jam.

from out of earth such fruit delights shall spring
the beasts that walk shall eat them and their worms
And birds shall feast upon them when on wing
but wily man has culinary forms

though eaten fresh each fruit gives some delight
and in a pie or torte there is some fun
even the humble slump has wrongs and rights
but each of these shall sweet jam overcome

Oh apricot, oh berries: black and rasp
What wonders does your love with pectin bring?
For though such sweets surely enlarge my ass
I will eat jam; jam's praises I will sing!

with peanuts or with toast the taste's in tune
though I prefer it eaten with a spoon.
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posted by [identity profile] bigbluebackpack.livejournal.com at 07:08pm on 15/04/2007
Goodness.

MADE OF PURE AWESOME.

I will restrain the urge to ask you to do one on some kind of chemical, and instead ask you to do one on really warm, squishy, fuzzy socks. And nor'easters.
 
posted by [identity profile] benlehman.livejournal.com at 07:12pm on 15/04/2007
Thanks!

If I don't understand the concept, it's probably right out, which includes most complicated chemicals that don't have common names.

Right now I've got on the docket:
Mud
Warm, fuzzy socks
Nor'easters

I can see that the rate I get requests is going to outpace the rate I write sonnets very, very rapidly.
 
posted by [identity profile] bigbluebackpack.livejournal.com at 01:00am on 16/04/2007
*grin*

Of course now the first thing my brain is doing is coming up with animated explanations that will, I am absolutely sure, give you all the information and enthusiasm you need to dash off several sonnets.
 
posted by [identity profile] benlehman.livejournal.com at 01:38am on 16/04/2007
No go! I need to have a deep intuitive understanding of something. If I wrote about it simply from your explanations, I'd be just writing your sonnet for you.

Happy to have you as a guest sonneteer, though.
 
posted by [identity profile] bigbluebackpack.livejournal.com at 02:58pm on 16/04/2007
You got that I was kidding, right?
 
posted by [identity profile] psychotropek.livejournal.com at 02:41am on 16/04/2007
For some reason I have never liked jam (I don't like fruit in any format but fresh)
Eddie Izzard, however, loves it.

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