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[benlehman]

Happy birthday to me
I live in a tree
I smell like a monkey
and I sing songs off key

Damn. 25 already. It's been 3 years since I left Providence. Where does the time go?

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[benlehman.livejournal.com]

You, sire, have a very large lawn, if it occupies both California and Shanghai.

[evilmagnus]

...but it does! My brother-in-law's in Shanghai.

I'd chase you off it, but my walker's got stuck in this planter. So I'll just stand here glaring and wee in my Depends.

[benlehman.livejournal.com]

You should totally put me in touch w/ your bro-in-law. Provided that your wife's coolness runs in the family.