So how's China?

Lots of people ask me questions about my life in China, and I keep putting them off. So, this thread is the "ask Ben questions about China" thread, which is easier than me just writing everything. Ask about my life, life in general, politics, censorship, whatever. Here are the constraints:

1) I reserve the right to not answer any question.
2) This thread will run in human time, not livejournal time. If I don't respond in a few days that's because I'm composing a response not because I forgot about it.

Fire away.