The Dragon King's most elite soldiers are the Princess Guard, hand-picked from lives of luxury and trained to become the world's powerful fighting force.
I would try a DRYH-hack, where instead of going mad because they have to scoop up their friends from the ground, they go into hysterics because they have to go into mud to fight giant-bat bandits. This eventually cultimates in the princesses going grunge and not being let back into the castle because they have dread-locks. The tag-line would be:
"A dragon's might." "A noble-woman's destiny." "... Its really dirty out there, though."
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"A dragon's might."
"A noble-woman's destiny."
"... Its really dirty out there, though."